cosmo tip #236

expertcosmotips:

sensually play the recorder for him

2 June 2012 ♥ 3625

sofapizza:

what a romantic place to hide the engagement ring.

2 June 2012 ♥ 4373

exxxpert cosmo tips: cosmo tip #248 →

expertcosmotips:

lay eggs and make him take care of them so your s̃̋̑҉̻͔͉̻̫̗̯p͓͙͍̹̝̞̥ͧͬͤ́å̫͡w̻̤̪̙̹̥̪̾̉̃͠n̡̙͔̩̲ ̵̱͉̻̣ͨh̟̟̻ͪ̓a̡͚̯̎ţ͉̲͈͙̍̈́̃̓ͦ̐̓c̥̦͍͚̖̣͖ͬ͡hē̪̻ͨ͊ͯ̑̍͜s̙̘͌̑ ̢̼ͧ̏̍̿a̖̣̱c͍͆c̩̙̮͇͋ͯȍ͓̱̹͙̗͔̒͊ͭ͐̃̃r͍͓͈͇͎̪̓ͣ̋ͧ̾̂́ͅį́͗̓̈ͧͮd̷̩͂ͫ͆́n̺̟̭̮̯̭̊͐̇ͧg͉̬̰̝̬̯͉ͨ ͇̱͎̘ͣt͙̮̭̮o̴̙͎̰̹͖̤͕…

2 June 2012 ♥ 756

cosmo tip #257

expertcosmotips:

show him ur a real 90s kid by fucking him on blow up furniture

2 June 2012 ♥ 869

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2 June 2012

me listening to love songs:  wow this is about my otp
me listening to happy songs:  wow this is about my otp
me listening to sad songs:  wow this is about my otp
me listening to the theme song of that's so raven:  wow this is about my otp
me listening to the rain:  wow this is about my otp
2 June 2012 ♥ 2824

buttgenie:

“no calculators allowed”

2 June 2012 ♥ 2782

buttgenie:

jesus died for your right to party

2 June 2012 ♥ 393

queerard:

i like to alternate between chatspeak and actual words to show that i am educated but also carefree and fun 2 be around

2 June 2012 ♥ 3503

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brianwarner:

treepoop:

lampsarepeopletoo:

OMFG

What

grade 6 was a bad year for me too

2 June 2012 ♥ 6443